A Side:ChattAssHat, aka Le Bleu, recently left a comment where he did much fist shaking and chest pounding. Now to say that this is typical of the French would be an obvious response but it bears repeating: this is typical of the French! It's made even more comical because he's French- Candian.
What honestly piqued my curiosity though was the nagging feeling that I'd seen him someplace before. I was sure I had seen him before. It took me all day, but I finally placed him. The last time I saw him he was robbing a bank! Luckily Mr Incredible was there, but it got me thinking... just why did he need to rob a bank?
The only reason I can come up with... more face paint.
If there's one thing that all mimes have in common, it's a tremendous amount of white face paint. That stuff has to be layed on with a trowel. There is only one other person who I can think of that has a higher cake to face ratio and that's high praise in the land of face paint. I'm certain that with the amount that they paste on, on a daily basis mind you, the make up companies are swimming in profits that can only be compared to the oil industry. bling bling yo!
Where Le Bleu will strike next, nobody knows. But I shall stay ever vigilant, always ready and shall have Heathers make up under lock and key. Oh yes... lock and key!
B Side:
This is how much of a black hole this place can become. I was scheduled to have four days off, the 9th through the 12th. I just... completely forgot about it until today when I was like... oh yeah! So I'm taking tomorrow through Monday off. Woot!
Now does this mean I really have the days off? Sure... as long as they don't need me for something. We're all pretty good about not bothering people on their day off unless it's really necessary. I managed to not blow the servers up for the month that V was gone, so when he goes on his four day, it'll be no biggie. By the same token, he won't blow up any cell phones or radios, so we're set.
Even though they say you can't make up lost sleep, I shall endevor to try.
-M
Never gonna stop me
never gonna stop
Never gonna stop me
never gonna stop
5 comments:
Mwa Ha Ha ! Let me laugh!
My first assault on your fortress of blogginess as started (provided my minions answer my call... on Fridays it's not a sure thing)
:)
I was directed this way from Chatty, but I still have no clue what the hell's going on. People chattin' about gaming = good. People bashing each other over gaming = bad.
Does this little scuffle have a Cole's Notes version? (yup, Canadian here)
This is just a friendly poking at each other. Nothing malicious in any of it. We're just acting out two characters in stereotypical manner.
Reason I called him ChattyAssHat was in response to his poking at my :P comment in another posts comment section. We're both having fun with this. It's another avenue to explore character creation and such. Plus I have a feeling this will be just plain funny =)
FOUL CANADIAN! BE GONE! LET THE BOOT OF RIGHTEOUSNESS BE YOUR GUIDE ON THE WAY OUT THE DOOR! YOUR FOUL FACE CAKE SHALL NEVER PAINT THIS BLOG!
GIVE ME NACHOS OR GIVE ME DEATH!
Like Mike says, it's all good fun
Ack, my countless legions seemed to have lost their way to here!
Maybe replacing their frontal lobes with Korean GPSs was not such a good idea...
Regardless, you shall have your Nachos dear Mike! Question is, do you want real bacon on them do you want that fried lard that you guys call Bacon?
:)
Le Bleu, I think the long cold winter months have made your poor mind a popsicle and you have frost bite on your tongue. Our bacon is heavenly!
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